65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked

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65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair. Work from the top down for maximum efficiency!

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
They're pretty much all black, so... black.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No thank you.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Well, yes. But usually just for special dressy occasions.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Exhausted. I just finished my 6th day of work in a row, along with cleaning my parents' house AND detailing their car, and have my 7th day to look forward to tomorrow.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Mousepad

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Something about... shopping? I never remember my dreams.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
My new coworker, Michelle, who I got to train. And probably a dozen or so random customers.

9. What are you craving right now?
Mashed potatoes.

10. Do you floss?
Not religiously. Usually only when I've eaten celery or pot roast and have those little strings caught in my teeth.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
The cabbage vendor from Avatar: The Last Airbender. "My CABBages!!!!"

12. Are you emotional?
Well, yeah?

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes. On a related note, counting sheep to fall asleep doesn't work for me.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite. And then hiss in pain because I have sensitive teeth. And then bite again.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yep, though it needs a trim. Bangs keep stabbin' me in the eyeballs.

16. Do you like yourself?
Yeah. I'm think I'm pretty okay.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Probably not. I don't think I could make polite dinner conversation. :XD:

18. What are you listening to right now?
*clicks on iTunes* P.O.D - Alive

19. Are your parents strict?
I thought they were, and then I met friends' parents who were stricter. Then I realized mine were pretty laidback.

20. Would you go sky diving?
No. End of conversation!

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Don't think so.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Used to, but my ex works there and it's awkward now... and the other video stores are crap. ;p

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Quite likely.

25. How many countries have you visited?
England and Canada (though Canada was only an airport).

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No.

27. Ever been on a train?
A subway train, but not a real train.

28. Brown or white eggs?
Blue! We used to raise chickens who laid the blue eggs (brown ones, too).

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep, teal Samsung Juke.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes.

31. Do you own a gun?
No, because katanas are cooler.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes! Took forver to learn, though (many thanks to my mom for her eternal patience).

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Der Kitten.

34. Are you too forgiving?
I like to think I'm just forgiving enough?

35. Ever been in love?
Real love? I suppose not.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Don't know about tomorrow (probably work), but she's going to an engagement party the next day.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
No, the ones they sell at work are intimidatingly large.

38. Last time you cried?
Coworker's funeral two weeks ago.

39. What was the last question you asked?
"David, someone locked me out of my office, can I borrow your keys?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
I like the holiday season, though I hate the cold, rainy weather.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Been planning to get one, but the thought of being an old wrinkly lady with tats keeps giving me pause.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Ya THINK?

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes. WTF, Ashton Kutcher. WTF.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
In my defense, I was half-asleep at the time. Pro tip: When going down a straight hallway, there is no need to make a sudden right.

45. Favorite color?
Currently teal. Subject to change without notice.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
My sister once, but only on the shoulder.

47. Is your hair curly?
Nope.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Physical CD? Er... I think I bought my brother some WOW albums for Christmas last year.

49. Do looks matter?
In life? They shouldn't, but they still do. If you mean in love, then yes, physical attraction is one of the facets of a healthy relationship.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
After time had passed, I could forgive them... but of course, I'd have already dumped their ass and moved on. :D

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No, but it might be soon if I decide to upgrade to a smartphone...

52. Do you like your life right now?
I am content with it.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope. No noise or lights!

54. Can you handle the truth?
Depends on what I think the truth might be.

55. Do you have good vision?
I'm nearsighted, but have strangely good night vision.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I suppose.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As little as possible.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Ex-boyfriend.

59. What are you wearing?
Pajamas, in the form of comfy plaid drawstring pants and an AC/DC shirt.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Ocelot.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Of me? *shrugs* There were some good ones from my Minnesota trip, so Minnesota?

62. Can you hula hoop?
Not for long, but yeah.

63. Do you have a job?
Si.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Watermelon, yummy.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, as the smallest member of the family, I was always shoved through the window whenever the parents accidentally locked us all out of the house.
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SekiRyuu's avatar
28 - Blue Chicken Eggs, WTF?! Sure you're not confusing Zelda with reality again? ;)
31 - What about Halberds! :O
44 - Pro Tip Indeed :D
53 - Amen!