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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Beanz meanz Tomecko (wut)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Where Tomecko is a pleasure.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
They're waffly Tomecko (bizarre)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Hands that do dishes can be soft as your Tomecko (mine are all a little... abstract)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Is Tomecko in you? ( *snorfle*)

6. To someone you dislike?
The Tomecko of confidence.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Good to the last Tomecko.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
A different kind of company. A different kind of Tomecko.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Tomecko tested. Mother approved. (Hehe... Tomecko tested and failed?)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Leaves your Tomecko minty, not mediciney. (I hope the love of my life likes eccentric gals)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Make it a Tomecko night.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Where's the Tomecko? (I know you are, but what am I?)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
You too can have a Tomecko like mine. (LOL)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
You Like Tomecko. Tomecko Likes You. (Couldn't have gotten this for #5?)

15. Your last words before you die...
The Tomecko that eats like a meal. (Cannibalism, anyone?)

16. Your message to a special someone...
When the going gets tough, the tough get Tomecko. (Hells yeah)

17. Title of this post will be...
Super Tomecko is almost here!