Stolen from and

[  ] - Your mother had more than 2 children. [ordinarily I'd check this, but I suspect they mean 'biologically']
[  ] - You are a smoker.
[  ] - You drink a lot.
[x] - You like to write.
[x] - You are religious.
[  ] - You like to burn candles.
[  ] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 3

[  ] - You have done drugs.
[  ]- You are currently a drug addict.
[x] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[x] - You have eaten a bug before. [totally by accident!]
[  ] - You love cars.
[x] - Cats are your favorite animal
[  ] - You hate animals.
[  ] - You are spontaneous and random

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[  ] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[x] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[x] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy. [I like how all of us so far have had both of these marked. Contradiction, much?]
[  ] - You love to eat.
[x] - Christmas is your favorite holiday [I was born to love winter]
[x] - You like the beach. [coast]
[x] - You hate the color pink.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[  ] - You wear glasses or contacts. [probably should, though]
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[  ] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[  ] - You enjoy swimming.
[  ] - You have more than 5 pets.
[  ] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[  ] - You have seen a ghost.

TOTAL SO FAR = 20

[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[  ] - You have been to a strip club.
[x] - You drink coffee in the morning. [only twice a week, but it used to be daily]
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You like to read.
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[x] - You have/had short hair.
[  ] - You know how to cook well. [I make a mean Top Ramen, though]

GRAND TOTAL = 28

Answers
[  ]0 - 1 = Mosquito.
[  ]2 - 3 = A weed.
[  ]4 - 5 = Daisy.
[  ]6 - 7 = Janitor.
[  ]8 - 9 = Goose.
[  ]10 - 11 = Rock.
[  ]12 - 13 = Fireman.
[  ]14 - 15 = Rose.
[  ]16 - 17 = Mouse.
[  ]18 - 19 = Cow.
[  ]20 - 21 = Rabbit.
[  ]22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
[  ]24 - 25 = Grass.
[  ]26 - 27 = Water.
[x]28 - 29 = Bat.
[  ]30 - 31 = Hippo.
[  ]32 - 33 = Wolf.
[  ]34 - 35 = Vampire.
[  ]36 - 37 = Horse.
[  ]38 - 39 = Hawk.
[  ]40 - 41 = Spider
[  ]42 - 43 = Flea.
[  ]44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
[  ]46 - 47 = President

I am confused as to why checking things like "I am a drug addict" and "I drink a lot" add up to you being president.